World Burping Competition

Ladies get ready to swoon!  The world burping competition was recently held and Tim Janus won with an 18 second burp.  He pounded two liters of Sprite and gulped air to produce a long drawn out burp.  Lucky for the female readership, I did not see a wedding ring on his finger.  The best part was when he talked about his burping like a professional golfer would talk about years of training.  Happy Monday kids...